I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.