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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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