just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.