just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.