hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms