she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me