As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible