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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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