Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.