the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"