She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.