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  How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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  (513): How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last?? http://tfl.nu/wkzl
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  thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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  (513): thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES. http://tfl.nu/uymn
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  some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving

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  (513): some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving http://tfl.nu/s2es
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  you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12

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  (513): you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12 http://tfl.nu/a1h6
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  I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration

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  (513): I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration http://tfl.nu/y2rq
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  no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.

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  (513): no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party. http://tfl.nu/53gh
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  If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?

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  Get out now.

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  (301): If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me? (513): Get out now. http://tfl.nu/w3kk
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  I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

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  (513): I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace. http://tfl.nu/1kl9
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  so are u like ashamed lol?

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  not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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  (614): so are u like ashamed lol? (513): not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip http://tfl.nu/sr1n
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  Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.

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  (513): Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon. http://tfl.nu/dsce
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  I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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  (513): I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration. http://tfl.nu/lghq
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  Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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  (513): Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud. http://tfl.nu/fmdm
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  I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.

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  (513): I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. http://tfl.nu/k06t
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  I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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  (513): I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem. http://tfl.nu/o14u
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  Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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  (513): Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah. http://tfl.nu/232a
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