She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.