How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover