I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
This is not my ceiling