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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

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Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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(843): I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues. (478): Moment of silence for the loss of that option. http://tfl.nu/jcvy

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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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(478): There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect. http://tfl.nu/c9bw

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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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(478): how did he go about obtaining bull sperm? http://tfl.nu/if4u

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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.

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(478): I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been. http://tfl.nu/xper

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i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(478): i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick http://tfl.nu/86s0

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Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.

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Try anal, it works wonders.

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(478): Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week. (706): Try anal, it works wonders. http://tfl.nu/shua

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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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(478): wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward. http://tfl.nu/6j2p

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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.

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(478): I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths. http://tfl.nu/2srv

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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"

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(478): It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT" http://tfl.nu/0wpw

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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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how did that work out?

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Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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(478): So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking (404): how did that work out? (478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder... http://tfl.nu/o1yp

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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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(478): She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks http://tfl.nu/vee8

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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.

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(478): We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out. http://tfl.nu/tea7

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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.

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(478): Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up. http://tfl.nu/imv1

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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV

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(478): IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV http://tfl.nu/p33s

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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

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I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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(513): Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit. (478): I'll get my vaginal cartography poster. http://tfl.nu/m8ec

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