Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down