Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.