I skipped work to stalk him.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
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I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow