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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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are you serious?

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(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it. (719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her. (414): are you serious? http://tfl.nu/esul

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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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(414): My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with. http://tfl.nu/07fq

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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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(414): She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this" http://tfl.nu/yuhf

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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.

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(414): Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after. http://tfl.nu/9oxv

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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...

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(414): a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99... http://tfl.nu/p4eu

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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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(414): Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done. http://tfl.nu/pg78

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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.

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(414): Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that. http://tfl.nu/4zb9

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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.

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(414): have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion. http://tfl.nu/gjm1

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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex

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(414): and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex http://tfl.nu/wscy

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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"

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(414): He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly" http://tfl.nu/s1qp

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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings

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(414): saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings http://tfl.nu/clzp

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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(414): It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga http://tfl.nu/cqgc

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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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(414): it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth http://tfl.nu/rgv0

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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

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(414): Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes... http://tfl.nu/m3ok

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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.

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(414): he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie. http://tfl.nu/pbor

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