3 2 1 whiskey
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended