Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving