So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.