I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my phone needs a breathalizer
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!