At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me