he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?