I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!