I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My penis needs a shock collar
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit