Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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My penis needs a shock collar
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.