Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care