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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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