Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".