Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.