My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.