Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.