it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?