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Why are you covered in frosting?

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Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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(952): Why are you covered in frosting? (262): Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy. http://tfl.nu/9hct

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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

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(952): i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right. http://tfl.nu/wcm0

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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..

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(952): Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day.. http://tfl.nu/4gef

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Is he smart?

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Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.

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(952): Is he smart? (1-952): Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half. http://tfl.nu/hxnn

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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?

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You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....

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(847): he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad? (952): You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him.... http://tfl.nu/ht91

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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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(952): Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover. http://tfl.nu/sdyg

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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome

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(952): So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome http://tfl.nu/t5m3

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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic

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(952): I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic http://tfl.nu/w8wo

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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.

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(952): history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it. http://tfl.nu/1q62

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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.

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Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.

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(952): He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job. (320): Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud. http://tfl.nu/wke9

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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon

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I didnt dude, i swear!

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either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon

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(952): I told you not to have sex with her on my futon (612): I didnt dude, i swear! (952): either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon http://tfl.nu/i90q

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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.

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(952): well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning. http://tfl.nu/jye2

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how drunk are you?

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What does that even mean anymore?

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(612): how drunk are you? (952): What does that even mean anymore? http://tfl.nu/4vkm

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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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(952): I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband. http://tfl.nu/celm

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Sacagawea was the original milf.

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(952): Sacagawea was the original milf. http://tfl.nu/8vpz

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