How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated