did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?