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  Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?

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  Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma

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  But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing

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  Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!

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  Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?

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  You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.

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  How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die

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  Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.

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  how do do this?

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  do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?

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  keep making boys cry?

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  you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen

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  OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!

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  Wow.

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