I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.