this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge