he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.