I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon