Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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