Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet