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Where was your thought process?

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Drowning in my hangover.

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(778): Where was your thought process? (1-778): Drowning in my hangover. http://tfl.nu/hpz6

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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table

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(778): nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table http://tfl.nu/3lt3

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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.

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I DIDNT GET FINGERED

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I was rubbed

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(778): This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room. (604): I DIDNT GET FINGERED (604): I was rubbed http://tfl.nu/4nvv

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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.

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(778): Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties. http://tfl.nu/x4bh

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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.

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(778): I woke up with glitter in my wounds. http://tfl.nu/r4io

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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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(778): She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this http://tfl.nu/vwo0

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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.

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(778): some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast. http://tfl.nu/x23k

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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.

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(778): I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina. http://tfl.nu/znuq

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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.

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(778): It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman. http://tfl.nu/chx9

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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.

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(778): When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back. http://tfl.nu/pu4u

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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater

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(778): There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater http://tfl.nu/g5ze

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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.

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(778): Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me. http://tfl.nu/t7ew

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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"

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(778): we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go" http://tfl.nu/uvr2

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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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(778): We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay. http://tfl.nu/xs17

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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.

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(778): I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk. http://tfl.nu/sd2y

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