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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'

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(778): No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain' http://tfl.nu/2rma

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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"

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(778): some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood" http://tfl.nu/duu9

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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.

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(778): working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out. http://tfl.nu/5n9v

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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

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Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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(604): I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous? (778): Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely. (604): Ohh that happened after I started to cry. http://tfl.nu/giil

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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

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(778): I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT. http://tfl.nu/jn8b

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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.

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(778): i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate. http://tfl.nu/ob4u

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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions

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(778): I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions http://tfl.nu/u0tu

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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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(778): He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I? http://tfl.nu/r6dy

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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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(778): I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm. http://tfl.nu/ttig

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I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now

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That's weird, I usually just count sheep

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(778): I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now (604): That's weird, I usually just count sheep http://tfl.nu/h1kv

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shes about as inviting as chlamydia

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(778): shes about as inviting as chlamydia http://tfl.nu/iikb

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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in

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(778): Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in http://tfl.nu/zrr6

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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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(778): We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay. http://tfl.nu/xs17

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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

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(778): We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in? http://tfl.nu/nu3d

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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that

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(778): you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that http://tfl.nu/wgi4

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