No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.