shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
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I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.