He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick