Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.