I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.