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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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(734): I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come... http://tfl.nu/n638

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those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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(734): those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion! (269): ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone... http://tfl.nu/zhx6

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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.

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(734): I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it. http://tfl.nu/ex81

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Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.

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(734): Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work. http://tfl.nu/ms2h

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11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(734): 11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle. http://tfl.nu/pkgd

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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear. (810): You're 20. (734): IT'S BUILD A BEAR! http://tfl.nu/k2jt

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I wish I had a frozen water bed.

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best. idea. ever.

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(734): I wish I had a frozen water bed. (253): best. idea. ever. http://tfl.nu/r1w7

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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.

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(734): Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet. http://tfl.nu/i3tf

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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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(734): I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel. http://tfl.nu/6ex0

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I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(734): I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage. http://tfl.nu/zca3

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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?

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(734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits? http://tfl.nu/qmc8

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Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.

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Have a good day. My vagina shrank.

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(734): Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember. (734): Have a good day. My vagina shrank. http://tfl.nu/3o44

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yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad

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(734): yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad http://tfl.nu/ewqq

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Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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(734): Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception... http://tfl.nu/2wqa

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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

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i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle. (1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. http://tfl.nu/fomm

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