Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back