Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Barsexuality is the new black.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.