I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm like, not good at living.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.