Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?